Top 10 Reasons Clients are Like Hot Girlfriends
10. They're only attracted to you when you play hard to get
9. They drop you the second something better comes along
8. They care more about looks than substance or character
7. They only want lawyers that claim to be experienced
6. They tell their friends when they aren't satisfied
5. They won't tell anyone when they are satisfied
4. They constantly play games with your emotions
3. They're just in it for the money
2. They take more than they give
And the #1 reason that Clients are like hot girlfriends is:
1. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!
With apologies and respect to the Humbled MBA, who did it first.
Disclaimer: I'm married to a hot woman who is nothing like this. Having said that ...
