Never a Better Time to Be a Lawyer!
As we all know, there are lies, damn lies, and statistics. For example, according to this piece in the ABA Journal, about 68% of 2010 law school grads reported landing a job as an Attorney - the lowest percentage since he National Association of Legal Placement (NALP) began collecting statistics. But NALP's numbers are always hopelessly inflated, so in reality its much more likely that only 35% were employed as lawyers. after graduation. But I'm here to help. If you are a member of the remaining 65%, consider aplying at my firm. The pay is low, the conditions are brutal, and I offer no benefits. That's still the best offer you've received sincing graduating. I'll be waiting for your call. Good luck eveyone!
